If someone doesn’t pass the Shopping Cart Test, then don’t hang out with them
There is one very simple test to determine if you’re a half decent person or a complete scumbag. It’s called the shopping cart test and if you ever meet someone who leaves their shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot, then don’t ever hang out with them again. Or, at least tell them they are a total scumbag and lazy degenerate. It takes like 3 seconds to put the shopping cart in the little section so the employees can grab them all at once and return them to the store, so don’t be a lazy loser and leave the cart in the middle of nowhere.
The only exception to this is if you’re injured, about to shit your pants, or about to be robbed. Other than that, what’s your excuse for being THAT LAZY? And where is this always taking place? Walmart.
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