by Frank

September 29, 2021

Two guys were in an argument when one of them stood up and tried to pull off a karate kick straight out of Daniel LaRusso’s dojo. Things went totally south as he suffered a major whiff and landed on his back.

That’s when security got involved and spent more time grabbing the other guy, not the guy who can’t even kick right. Just imagine trying to pull off this maneuver and landing on your back, leaving you completely vulnerable to getting destroyed on the sidewalk. Lucky for this guy, he managed to get out of it. But it won’t always go like that.

Lesson to be learned? Stop trying to imitate Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon when you’re more like a Crouching Gremlin Sidewalk Bozo.

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