by Frank

September 1, 2021

I know I shouldn’t laugh at this, but it was 110% hilarious and I laughed a lot.

Some lady is walking through the parking lot on a windy day. She’s got her shopping cart full and probably having a great day, but that’s when a gust of wind takes her soul right out of her body and knocks the wig off her head.

Then her wig flies like ten feet over to the right and lands by another shopper who was by their car. That person then picks it up, without hesitation, and hands it to the windy victim who can now put their hair back on and get their soul back.

Now here’s the thing, the person recording this must have expected it to happen. Maybe they knew it was loose and the wind would take it away.

WATCH IT HAPPEN:

 

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Just so everyone knows, there is no freaking way I would pick up someone’s hair and that’s for two reasons.

1) I don’t know where that hair has been or what’s crawling in it. Someone could have lice for all I know.

2) Some people don’t want you touching their things in the first place. She might be embarrassed and not want your greasy fingers grabbing at her wig. Just like I don’t know where that hair has been, she don’t know where my hands have been – and let me tell ya, they’ve been places that would make the lice run away!

Here's some stupid ads. I don't care if you click on them or not. They're probably bullsh-t anyway.

Best thing to do in this situation, besides laugh your wig off, is just make sure it doesn’t blow 30 yards down the parking lot and let that lady know it’s still gonna be a good day.

And of course, later post it on social media because we would rather watch these videos than read politics and argue with strangers. Or maybe we like that too…


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