Do you mind if I finish myself off?

July 16, 2021 / 2.5K views It starts off with a couple having an intimate moment and the guy is done, worn out, looks like he just ran a full 26 miles in 32 seconds. But she's not finished. Nope. Not yet. She subtly says, "do you mind if I finish myself off?" And of course, the guy who's last 30 seconds was like the equivalent of 300 Spartans fighting the Persians, he says yes. So, she does and it's right here on the video for you to see... I am literally 900% certain that if you never saw this video before, then you probably did not expect that. Did you? I certainly did not and I actually laughed out loud because it totally caught me off guard. Well done, folks! What a play on words that starts off with a sultry video and ends with a girl hating her life because her 30 second guy can't keep her happy. If there's anything to learn from this video, it's for us guys! If we don't last more than 30 seconds, she's gonna be left unsatisfied. So you better water that plant or someone else does. Or worse, she might finish herself off and stain the sheets.



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