by Frank

September 3, 2021

Here is a video of someone jumping onto a trampoline made of barbed wire and it could be the stupidest video you will see all day, all week, and I won’t say all month because I know we will easily top this level of stupidity pretty quickly.

Usually some “Florida Man” story will make us all shrug our shoulders that will make the barbed wire trampoline seem like jumping into a ball pit.

But if you wanted to see a video of something ridiculously stupid, painful, and what NOT do to at home in your backyard – then this video is definitely it.

To make the video even better (or worse) the guy’s hair gets MANGLED in the barbed wire. He goes “I knew that was gonna happen” because he did this before. Wait, what? “This happened last time” – oh, so you did this before OMG! BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS FOR???

So here’s your warning: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME BECAUSE YOU WILL GET HURT AND YOUR HAIR WILL GET MANGLED LIKE THIS GUY.

When the one guy says “we gotta get you out carefully” I was like, “how about you don’t jump on that in the first place!”

GET THE #FJB SHIRT WHILE IT LASTS!

Now that you’ve been properly warned, you can watch this dude with long hair make the jump that probably results in a lot of painful slices.

WATCH AND LEARN WHAT NOT TO DO:

OK, on a level of dumb to really freaking stupid, how high do you rank this stupidity?

Here's some stupid ads. I don't care if you click on them or not. They're probably bullsh-t anyway.

Pretty darn high, don’t ya think? Mostly because it’s probably painful for his hair AND his skin to get himself OFF of that thing. SHEESH BRO WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??!!

What’s he gonna do next, go snorkeling with a great white and slap the shark with a tuna?

Or maybe he could do handstands in a vat of acid? Or I dunno, maybe he could vote for a Democrat. All of these things are fairly bad ideas, so don’t be like this guy.

Be smarter, like me!

Jump into pools filled with jello and Instagram models instead of barbed wire trampolines!


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