Smoking does not make fat people skinny.
A concept about smoking I can never grasp is the fact that there’s an image behind it that supposedly makes smokers look cool. It doesn’t. It makes smokers appear as bumbling idiots with emphysema sticks bopping briskly on tainted lips.
Girls who smoke are the worst. An attractive female is automatically ugly once they light up. Let's face it, if they're a smoker, then it's not like you're missing out on a winning personality! They're probably dumb as an ant. Any brains in that thing on their neck and they wouldn't be smoking in the first place.
I didn't ever think smoking was cool, classy, or the "thing" to do – even before I knew it caused cancer. I was turned off by the smell. Cigarette smoke is airborne diarrhea. Insignificant derps who smoke moments before entering work or class smell stale, foul, and of an odor so disgusting that the shared horizon of the room is ruined; air rudely polluted. Yes, smokers, you reek like mad. You're worse than being stuck in a mushroom farm.
The fact that you reek isn’t the worst thing about you. Your lack of consideration for others is. Your desire and effortless littering is. Your inability to care for your own life and the existence of the Ozone layer stinks, but more importantly - you're wretched smell is messing up my nostrils and I instantly hate you.
You smokers nonchalantly drop cigarette butts on the ground, out the window, and anywhere else you choose. You’re littering. You owe $300 each time you litter. Even if ashtrays are provided in public places, the majority of the smoking fools still litter. If only smokers would be fined for this ridiculous amount of littering. Let’s say a smoker smokes 20 cigs a day and throws them all on the ground or out his/her car window. The average littering penalty is a $300.00 fine. Do the math. Would you be able to afford those kind of fines if your government ever implemented a zero-tolerance littering zone?
Even before the Surgeon General informed me about how cigarette smoking causes cancer, I decided smoking wasn’t for me. It doesn’t look cool, it doesn’t smell good, its everything I’ve seen human trash do, and it destroys lives. If cancer isn’t a serious threat to you and your friends/family, then I don’t know what is. Maybe people can’t comprehend the significance of a disease that devours human life.
According to The Truth Web site, “smoking kills more people than AIDS, murder, suicide, fires, alcohol and all illegal drugs combined.”
Those of you who smoke, please quit. There's a lot of people who love you and don't want to see you in pain.