First of all, that name is just sooooo bad.
Second, don't assault cops and you won't face jail time.
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Second, don't assault cops and you won't face jail time.

Rep. LaMonica McIver faces up to 17 years in prison for allegedly assaulting federal officers
JUST IN: Rep. LaMonica McIver has been indicted and faces up to 17 years in prison for allegedly assaulting federal law enforcement officers. US Attorney Alina Habba said the following:<br /><br />“Today a federal grand jury seated in Newark, New Jersey returned a three-count indictment charging...