by Frank

October 13, 2021

Please don’t normalize this dance move or outfit unless it’s Tom Brady’s wife doing it.

This is Lizzo, a celebrity singer, who is wearing a sheer fishnet outfit at Cardi B.’s party. Lizzo is shaking her badonkadonk and turning heads on the Internet. Meanwhile, I’m over here trying not to vomit on my ancient computer because the last thing I need to do is go get a new one because this lady made me barf.

All jokes aside, I don’t think that’s a fishnet. More like a whalenet. That’s literally enough fabric to fully clothe 12 Victoria’s Secret models for Christmas. You could catch Moby Dick in that dress and still have room for the Titanic. Seriously folks, GAG ME WITH A F–KING SPOON!

WATCH AND TRY NOT TO VOMIT:

 

Meanwhile, this is probably you right after watching that video.

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