Just when you thought the Biden family couldn’t get any sadder, a report on Politico shows us just how low the bar goes!
We already know about the degenerate son Hunter Biden and the drugs, hard drives, and shady business dealings when he’s not making spin art. We already know that Joe Biden is barely coherent and muffs half the speeches he’s trying to make if there’s any hard words with more than three syllables.
And now Politico brings us hilarious information about a new Jill Biden biography that only sold 250 copies in its first week of publication.
Take if from Politico themselves:
Gone are the Tweets that sent newsrooms scrambling. So long to the five alarm Friday news dumps that had editors frantically rearranging weekend plans. Bye-bye to the massive TV budgets for White House specials and the firehose of publishing deals for books about the administration. NPD BookScan, which tracks book sales in the U.S., said that prominent books about Trump released in his first two years of office outsold Biden books during his first year and a half by, what an official there said was, “essentially 10:1.” A newly released biography about Jill Biden, by two well-respected Associated Press journalists, sold just 250 units in its first week, according to the company.
For the vast majority of Americans, and even plenty of people in Washington, it’s all been a relief — the minute-by-minute churn of presidential politics is no longer so omnipresent and existential in their lives.
“It’s not such a bad thing that there’s a new sense of sobriety in the White House briefing room,” said Eric Schultz, a former deputy press secretary under Obama. “The histrionics probably got out of control. It is serious business… It’s probably good for democracy for this to be less personality based and more about the work.”
When they say it’s not a bad thing, they’re liars. Because yes, it’s a terrible thing. Jill Biden is the FIRST LADY and only 250 people on the whole planet wanted to read her biography??? That means NO ONE CARES!!!
Seriously folks, any one of us could probably write a book with no words and we could get at least 251 people to buy it in the first week!
In fact, Politico itself is so popular that they probably had 250 people reading their website THIS HOUR alone – that’s more people in a day reading their website than Jill Biden had all week reading her biography.
You can’t make this stuff up, folks!
Here’s a completely boring look at the First Lady:
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