Comedian Bill Burr has gone full blast against CNN, calling it several names and insulting the viewers as being “so dumb.”
The outspoken comedian, who has a history of saying whatever he wants – just the way it should be, had no problem making numerous anti-CNN statements that many of us will likely laugh at. Of course, if you’re a CNN fan, then you probably won’t think what Bill Burr said is funny – but that’s your fault if you don’t have a sense of humor, not ours.
Burr was talking on his podcast when he unraveled a tirade against CNN and here’s some of his notable quotes:
I swear to God, I cannot believe people watch that channel. They’re so dumb…. They’re f***ing treasonous un-American pieces of s***.
Darn! Bill, you really crushed the viewers on that one. Ouchie!
Bill Burr was then talking about his mother-in-law and how she turns the dial to CNN whenever she’s over the house watching his kids.
She always puts on CNN… And do you know what those f***ing morons are doing? Do you know what those f***ing morons are doing?! They’re f***ing talking about Trump. It’s like, do you think these people give a f*** who’s president? They want Darth Vader to come back. They want him (Trump) to come back. Because they had nothing to talk about, because it’s show business, and Joe Biden is a f***ing bore
He had me at Darth Vader! Bill Burr makes a great point though. The media loved Donald Trump because he always gave them something to talk about. Joe Biden is terribly boring and CNN doesn’t really have much to go on about him. Once in a while he has a bumbling moment like he’s glitching in the Matrix, but that’s about it.
Well, except for Biden’s quote about how social media platforms are killing people. That was quite a doozy and Facebook had already responded, saying that Biden’s White House failed to hit a mark and they’re just looking for scapegoats.
Bill Burr continued talking about CNN:
They can’t b**** about [Biden] because he’s wearing a blue tie. So now what do they do? They’re going out there, they’re doing what they did the first time to get this guy [Trump] elected, by giving him all this free coverage, while they act like they allegedly don’t like him. I don’t buy it. I don’t buy it. They are a corporate news channel.
The blue tie part suggests that CNN won’t talk badly about Biden because he’s a Democrat.
I think CNN secretly loved when Trump was president because the show hosts talked about him so much. Trump to CNN was like free content and ratings. Without Trump in the news, CNN goes back to being what it was before him, just rather boring.
And let’s all remember one thing – a lot of the shows we see on CNN and Fox News are not actually news – they’re opinion and entertainment shows ABOUT the news.
If you want the news, then watch local news. If you want to be entertained or outraged, then watch the talk shows.
If you want to be bored, then hang out with Bill Burr’s mother-in-law and watch CNN!