by Frank

September 23, 2021

THERE’S NO CRYING IN POLITICS! (imagine Tom Hanks saying that)

Here’s Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez appears to be crying after she voted “present” for funding to replenish Israel’s Iron Dome Defense System. This system is, reportedly, strictly defensive and protects their people. She takes off her glasses and looks like she’s being consoled. HOWEVER, it is very difficult to see if she’s got any liberal tears flowing, so we are saying it APPEARS that she is crying, but we cannot 100% guarantee that at least one tear dripped from her Democrat eyes. So technically, she appears to be crying, but we need further confirmation from her exactly.

Many might ask why we are providing funding and “don’t they have taxpayers of their own” to which I have literally no answer. Maybe AOC hates Israel and doesn’t want them to be able to protect themselves. She’s part of the ‘Squad’ you know, and it’s not like those ladies are the nicest bunch out there.

I’m also not quite sure why she’s crying over this. Either vote or don’t but what is she crying for and purposely standing next to the guy who’s likely going to be recorded? Is this what former bar tenders do to get attention? Did she stand next to him on purpose knowing darn well this will make it onto the Internet? That cannot be confirmed and it’s not like AOC will call me and tell me.

WATCH THIS AND GET HER A TISSUE:

 

GET THE #FJB SHIRT WHILE IT LASTS!

WAH WAH WAH WAH CRY ME A FREAKING RIVER!!!!!

I guess voting for bar tenders wasn’t the best idea, now was it?

She looks good in a dress, but not sure she’s fit for this politics thing.

Here's some stupid ads. I don't care if you click on them or not. They're probably bullsh-t anyway.

Maybe she can join a theater club and be herself in a play. Her role would be “act like that phony AOC chick” and she’d nail it.


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