Some porch pirates just don't care! This woman runs up on someone's porch to steal their delivery package and she suffers a wardrobe malfunction in the process. She's taking someone's property while her top slides down and something pops out!

It was all caught on camera!!

WATCH her steal the package and get exposed:

Unfortunately for her, this video footage will likely be used to get her in some legal trouble.

And who knows what's in the package. Maybe it was some of those banned Dr. Seuss books!