We are living in the most weirdest times I have ever seen.

A maskless shopper was confronted by an employee, so the shopper reached under her dress, took off her underwear, and used it for a mask.

And it was caught on video... thank goodness, because we really needed this today.

WATCH this become the most famous pair of underwear this week:



Wow, look closely at that video and you'll see exactly where her nose is, getting all that "Fromunda" cheese right up her nostrils.

Oh. My. Gosh.

throw up team america GIF


Call me what you will, but there is no chance in hell I am putting my own underpants on my face. I have smelled my own farts and they could melt steel beams or cause radioactive problems like Chernobyl.

I'm not even kidding you. You wanna hang out with me after eating Taco Bell or homemade beef jerky? I didn't think so.

But here's the good news. The woman who took the nose-boat to tuna town was able to continue shopping.

The lesson to learn here? You will not stop a woman who is dedicated to getting her shopping done. Doesn't matter if she has to wear her own stinky drawls on her face or not, she's there with a mission and she's not leaving until she's completed it.

I'm just saying though, this could've been avoided if she wore a mask or just asked for one. Could've saved her face a little trouble there.

Is there anything we need to address with this? Hmmmmm....