Soooooo where do we even begin with this one.

I was warned by someone on Twitter to NOT search "ScsOssw" on Amazon.

I am pretty sure they were just being sarcastic. Either way, once someone tells me not to search something, the first thing I do is rush to search it.

And let me tell you, searching "ScsOssw" on Amazon did NOT disappoint.

Go on and search it now. Go. You must. And make sure the kids aren't around or you're in the public library.

And if you're scared to type it in, then here's a spoiler for ya.


That is by far literally NOT what I expected "ScsOssw" to reveal.

I also can't stop laughing.