Thank goodness this is in the UK and not my country.

I can't tell what is real and what is parody anymore.

It's like we're living in a simulation and we finally figured it out, but now our programmers are just playing jokes on us.

Today's "is this sh-t for real" comes in the form of health "EXPERTS" who are now suggesting that we start using the term "chestmilk" instead of "breastmilk" because of (checks notes.....) being more inclusive.

Think I'm kidding? Here's the snippet from Fox17:

Some health experts are asking to substitute the term "chest milk" or "human milk" for "breast milk", in order to be more inclusive to transgender and non-binary parents.

UK health officials officially released a statement instructing nurses at two hospitals to stop saying "breastfeeding" and "breast milk", and instead use more gender-inclusive phrases. The guidelines state that officials are making the effort to be more “inclusive of trans & non-binary birthing people without excluding the language of women or motherhood.
Medically, it is possible for a transgender man or non-binary person to have a baby and create milk. Some health professionals see the language shift as a way to make people feel more comfortable.

Nurses were also encouraged to avoid the words "mothers" and "maternal", unless specifically asked, in favor of more gender-neutral words, like "parents" and "perinatal".

Here's the tweet promoting it:

Here's my question:


Seriously!! Why can't women have their sports TO THEMSELVES? Why can't women have breastmilk TO THEMSELVES?

I know the trans community might be upset with me saying that, but I feel like women's rights and activities and titty milk are being trampled on and they are literally getting wiped out for the sake of inclusivity.

You know what would cause everyone to be 100% more inclusive? If other people just did whatever they wanted and STOPPED trying to change things and force themselves into women's sports, bathrooms, etc.

Just be yourselves, but stop trying to change things and force biological men into things with women.

What do the women think about this?

I have a daughter. Will she be changing in a locker room with a biological male and come home asking me why her classmate Betty has a snake in her trousers?

How do I explain that sh-t?

But anyway folks, for the sake of being more inclusive, I am now welcoming everyone to get a sip of my chestmilk. So if you're thirsty, stop over and suck on these.

Hairy Chest GIF by chavesfelipe